1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:01,269 . 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:05,106 - Roach situation in the break room is getting worse. 3 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:06,607 So clean up your crumbs, and Heather, 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,442 stop hording yogurt lids in your locker. 5 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,244 You're not gonna win that free cruise. 6 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:13,347 - On to something more important than a bunch of dumb bugs. 7 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:17,051 Who's excited about awards season? 8 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,586 - Um, Glenn, the Oscars were last month. 9 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,455 I know that, because we had that Oscar pool. 10 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,224 Wait, who won that again? 11 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,425 [indistinct grumbling] - I believe that was you. 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,061 - Oh, yeah, that was me. 13 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,362 It's all about the technical categories. 14 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:30,531 - Yep, you said that. - Forget about the Oscars. 15 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:36,270 I am talking about the new Cloud 9 Integrity Awards. 16 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,139 I know, right? So cool. 17 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:41,409 The winner from each store gets an unframed certificate, 18 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:44,512 and attends a luncheon with an all-you-can-eat buffet. 19 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:47,181 - Wait, hold on. So you go through the buffet, 20 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:49,250 and fill your plate once, and that's all you get? 21 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:51,152 - No, it's all-you-can-eat. 22 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:54,388 Anyway, uh, the recommendation forms are here, and-- 23 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:56,490 which Brett will be happy to help you with-- 24 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,592 in case you think of someone you work with, 25 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:01,195 or maybe work for, 26 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:04,432 who you think has shown integrity in the workplace. 27 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:06,567 - You can't push yourself for an award. 28 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:09,570 - Me? I don't even know if managers are eligible. 29 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,139 - Oh, yeah, they're probably not. 30 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,873 - Well, I know they are, because I checked, so... 31 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,608 - Oh, I see, so it's all you can eat 32 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,577 on your one trip to the buffet. 33 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,646 - No, you're-- you're not getting it. 34 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,615 It--it's multiple trips. That--that's the beauty of it. 35 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:23,251 - Well, I'm probably not eligible, 36 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:24,452 since I'm dating Jeff. 37 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,620 You know, I wouldn't want to add more drama to the scandal, 38 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:30,090 or add gasoline to the fire, right? 39 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,462 [laughs] You were all so interested 40 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,564 when you thought Sandra was dating Jeff. 41 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,399 - Yeah, it just feels kinda done now. 42 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,467 - Yeah. 43 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,369 - What size plate do you have to bring with you? 44 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,471 - They have plates there. 45 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:46,474 [upbeat music] 46 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,342 * 47 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,678 - So Jeff's kind of a bigwig, huh? 48 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:51,679 I heard when he drives somewhere, 49 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,314 Cloud 9 pays for his gas. 50 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:55,616 - Oh, well, they pay for his haircuts too, so... 51 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,351 - That's awesome. - Hm. 52 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,353 - Uh, anyway, you know, I put in six requests 53 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,222 for an exterminator for that roach problem, 54 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,423 and then it occurred to me, 55 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,193 maybe Jeff could help grease the wheels. 56 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,361 - You want me to talk to Jeff? 57 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:09,497 [sighs] I don't know, Dina, it's... 58 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,331 - Oh, sorry. 59 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:13,201 I just thought he was really into you. 60 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,635 - He is. [scoffs] 61 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:17,171 He's obsessed with me. 62 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:18,539 I'm all, "What do you wanna have for dinner?" 63 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:21,509 He's like, "Mateo, I'm obsessed with you." 64 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,412 - Uh-huh, well, if you wanna prove it, 65 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,413 why don't you give him a ring? 66 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,315 I mean, if he's obsessed with you. 67 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:28,649 - Mm-hmm. 68 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,285 - The primary circuit supplies the secondary portion 69 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,653 of the valve with air. [valve hisses] 70 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,389 Pump the brakes to demonstrate. [air hisses] 71 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:38,526 - What you doing? - Um, I am making a delivery. 72 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,294 - Since when do you make deliveries? 73 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,629 - Uh--[scoffs] Since I realized 74 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:44,965 we don't have any female truck drivers in 2017. 75 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,601 [gears grind] 76 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,237 Okay, I'm helping my parents move. 77 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:50,504 - Ah... - They forgot to rent a truck, 78 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,340 and they have to be out of their house today. 79 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,242 [gears grind] 80 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,476 - Uh... [laughs] 81 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,278 Okay, if you need some help, 82 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,247 I actually know how to drive stick. 83 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,549 I thought it would be something that would impress women. 84 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:02,783 It does not. 85 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,985 - Uh, nope, I'm fine. Thank you. 86 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,388 - All right. [gears grinding] 87 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,490 Yeah, you got this. [air hisses] 88 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:11,425 - Okay, fine, you can help. - Aww... 89 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:13,561 enough with the gratitude. - [sighs] 90 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:16,430 - Okay, hitting the road. 91 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:19,533 No limits, no rules. 92 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,339 I like to be right up on the wheel. 93 00:03:25,773 --> 00:03:27,741 - Hey, Glenn. - Hey. 94 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,643 - Would it be okay if I recommended you 95 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:32,646 for the Integrity Award? 96 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,316 - [laughs] What? Me? 97 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,518 Huh? [snorts] 98 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,019 You--are you sure? 99 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,754 - Yeah, you're such a good guy. 100 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,590 But if you're uncomfortable with it-- 101 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,458 - No, no. Do it, do it. - Okay... 102 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,727 well, I'm gonna put it in the ballot box. 103 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,597 - Yeah, okay. Whatever you decide, you know. 104 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,831 My middle name's Phillip 105 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,467 - Okay. 106 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:56,570 - I would like 44 crab legs, please. 107 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,639 - * You were my lover 108 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:02,009 * But you act so undercover 109 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:05,679 * Love your child my whole life long * 110 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,781 - I'm sorry, if I show you special treatment, 111 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,617 people are going to start asking questions. 112 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,720 There's nothing I can do. I gotta go. 113 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,622 - Was that Jeff? 114 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,625 - Yeah, I asked him about the exterminator, and-- 115 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,593 - I knew it. As the internet would say, 116 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:21,762 "you can no haz cheeseburger." Forget it. 117 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,631 - No, no, he, um-- [clears throat] 118 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,499 Is sending somebody right away. 119 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,835 I told you, he's obsessed with me. 120 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:31,071 - Oh, you really need to work on your good news voice. 121 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,606 I have a series of tapes I can lend you. 122 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,807 They're very helpful. 123 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,576 For example... [clears throat] 124 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,512 "Grandma's alive!" No, no, hold on. 125 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,381 "Grandma's alive!" 126 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:41,649 No, that's not sounding right either. 127 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,517 I'll find it. It's just... 128 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:45,386 news I would never be happy to give. 129 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,422 - Hey, Sandra. 130 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,890 Hey, how was your vacation? 131 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,092 - I didn't take one. - No, I meant last year, 132 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,862 when I gave you that week off to go to Atlantic City. 133 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,731 - Oh... - Don't worry about it. 134 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,700 So who you nominating? 135 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,103 - You. - [snorts] What? Me? 136 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,407 No--Sandra, that's so-- [imitates explosion] 137 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,476 You know, that is so out of leftfield. 138 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,410 - Watch out! Watch out! 139 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,445 Move, move Coming through, coming through. 140 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,446 - What's going on? 141 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,114 - Found this dog outside-- stuck in the snow. 142 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,749 - Oh, my God, is he okay? - Yeah, he's gonna be fine. 143 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:16,684 I just need to warm him up quick. 144 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,586 Hey, Tim, go grab one of those dog baths, 145 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,720 bring him to the men's room. 146 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,556 Heather, grab some hairdryers, blankets, and towels. 147 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,758 Come on, little buddy. I got you. 148 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,927 - Thank God Garrett was there. - Yeah. 149 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,430 - Talk about integrity. 150 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,704 - Uh, I--I don't--I don't think you're allowed to erase. 151 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,508 - I'm so excited to meet the parents. 152 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,810 Trying to decide if I should ask my questions 153 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,612 in chronological order from birth, 154 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,147 or by degree of embarrassment. 155 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,783 - Oh, Jonah, so sweet, so dumb. 156 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:50,851 Do you actually think I'd bring you along 157 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:51,919 if my parents were here? 158 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:56,857 They're in the new place. We're just getting boxes. 159 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,926 - Hey, princess. 160 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,395 We're a little behind schedule. 161 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,631 - A little? - Hi, I'm Jonah, 162 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:06,634 and I have a lot of questions. 163 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,138 - Why aren't you guys packed? 164 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,906 - It's an emotional process. 165 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:16,143 Amelia, you made this in preschool. 166 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,679 - Amelia? - Uh, stay in your lane. 167 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,747 - I'm already packed. 168 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,916 Took me two minutes to box up everything I own. 169 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:26,487 - Let's see. Uh, this is mostly socks, 170 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,457 a toothbrush, and a banana. 171 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,559 - I keep it simple. What else do I need? 172 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,093 - I don't know, maybe your heart medicine, 173 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,564 so that your body doesn't reject your new valve? 174 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:39,700 - Yep. 175 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,470 - Look, I'm gonna need to stay. Can you Uber back? 176 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,872 - Oh, n-n-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 177 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,575 This is where I need to be, Amelia... 178 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,776 - You know what, Connie? 179 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,444 Let's start with those photo albums. 180 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:51,579 What do ya say? 181 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,847 - Sit. - Okay. 182 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,549 - All right, now I'm gonna give you one more, 183 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,150 'cause I'm looking out for your sodium. 184 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,952 Here you go. - Hey, Garrett. 185 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,588 Hey there, little guy. How's your-- 186 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,689 [dog growls] 187 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,457 - Oh, he thinks you're trying to steal his nacho. 188 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,125 - Oh... 189 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,127 I'm not. 190 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,797 Anyway, good for you for finding him. 191 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,499 You probably saved his life. 192 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,567 Hm, who saw that coming? 193 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:14,468 I didn't. 194 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,704 - Eh, you know, it wasn't that big a deal. 195 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,238 - You might even win the award. 196 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:22,209 How crazy would that be? Garrett, Integrity Award winner. 197 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,714 - Look, I know how much you want the award. 198 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:29,483 - Whoa! That's quite a leap. 199 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,918 - Well, on the off chance that I'm right, 200 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,653 why don't we do this? 201 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,488 Attention, Cloud 9 employees, 202 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,557 do not recommend me for the Integrity Award. 203 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,859 If you would like to reward me for rescuing a dog, 204 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,161 feel free to bring baked goods by Customer Service, 205 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,631 preferably homemade. 206 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,198 - Thank you. 207 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,834 - And no lemon squares, or anything with oatmeal. 208 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,737 Save that crap for somebody who did not rescue a dog. 209 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:52,573 - My cousin's actually an exterminator up in Davenport. 210 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:53,874 Name's Rob. You know him? 211 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,676 - Uh-uh. - Eh, worth a shot. 212 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,010 Would've been cool. 213 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,580 All right, everyone out. 214 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,915 Break room is officially closed for fumigation. 215 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,884 This stuff is highly toxic. 216 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:06,787 Sandra, stay or go. I really don't care. 217 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,556 All right, bug man, room is yours. 218 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,890 Go to town. 219 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,728 - [gasps] 220 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,930 Oh, okay, NBD. 221 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,666 Just a few roachies. 222 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:19,867 [gasps, screams] 223 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:23,537 [clears throat] I mean, ah. 224 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,539 Come at me, bro. 225 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:26,640 - Oh... 226 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:29,543 she said the other kids were wearing capes at school. 227 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:32,012 Then I picked her up one day. Nope. 228 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:35,549 - Okay, Mom, I was coping with Grandpa dying in my arms. 229 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,818 And you know what, why don't you guys get packing? 230 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,287 If you wanna chit-chat, exchange numbers. 231 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,922 - Already Facebook friends. - [giggles] 232 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,825 - So next we have... 233 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,027 oh, naked Amy. - Mom... 234 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,796 - Please, you were three years old. 235 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,263 - Don't worry, I only saw up-top stuff-- 236 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,699 nothing south of the border. 237 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:52,733 - Kay, you're not making it better. 238 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:56,003 - Oh, I didn't mean that in, like, a Latino way. 239 00:08:56,036 --> 00:09:00,908 - Hey, Dad, you know, Jonah is a real art lover. 240 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:04,578 - Oh. - Oh, really? 241 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,615 Powerful, aren't they? 242 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,982 - Yeah... yeah, yeah, 243 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:12,019 you have a--a real eye for composition. 244 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,687 - They're celebrities. 245 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,355 - Yeah. Yeah, I caught that. 246 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,024 - I knew you'd appreciate them. 247 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,927 - Yeah... - Pick your favorite one. 248 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,762 - Oh, me? No, no, no. Come on, I couldn't. 249 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,864 - No, no, no, I insist. 250 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,066 I don't have room for them anyway in the new place. 251 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:27,735 - Oh, okay, thanks. 252 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,804 Um, yeah, I'll--I'll take, you know, Putin. 253 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,740 - Why? - Well, I-- 254 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,875 that's just because--I mean, I--I'll take any of them. 255 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:38,345 - No, no, no, no, fine. You want Putin, take him. 256 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,748 - Thank you. This, uh--this mean a lot. 257 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:44,351 - Let's say, um-- $30 sound fair? 258 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,855 - Yeah--yeah, $30's--$30's cool. 259 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,322 $30's good. Yeah. 260 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,758 - Hey, Cheyenne. 261 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,760 I was just reading your recommendation. 262 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,628 It is so nice. 263 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,096 - Oh, thanks. 264 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,865 - But three sentences? 265 00:09:57,898 --> 00:10:01,068 Can I really be summed up in three sentences? 266 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,770 - Oh, should it be longer? 267 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,672 - Well... 268 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,675 I'm just wondering if we could up the wow factor. 269 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,042 I mean, it's not about making it longer. 270 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,912 It's about making it better and longer. 271 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:15,048 - So do you want me to write another one? 272 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,818 - I think you want you to write another one. 273 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,820 That's what I'm hearing. - Oh, okay. 274 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,955 I'll do it as soon as I'm done with this customer. 275 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,056 - Oh, I'll take over, 276 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:25,793 so--so you can get to it while it's fresh in your head. 277 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:29,096 - What is? - I can't wait to find out. 278 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,932 - Okay. - Okay. 279 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,801 Hi. 280 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,804 Are you ready to be your best self? 281 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,807 [cheery music] 282 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,841 * 283 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,676 - Okay. 284 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,812 * 285 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,915 [bug bomb hisses softly] 286 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,118 That's it? 287 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,759 [upbeat pop music] 288 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:04,031 * 289 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,733 - Hey, there you are. 290 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,167 The exterminator was here. You just missed him. 291 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,137 - Oh, yeah, I saw him. Really skinny guy. 292 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,171 - Huh, I didn't think so. 293 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,840 - Well, you can't tell in a jumpsuit. 294 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,908 - Anyway, thanks for making Jeff send him. 295 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:15,776 Sure. I'm a good man to know, 296 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,778 so let me know if you need anything else. 297 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:18,979 - Cool. Well, I'd love to get 298 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,914 the bulbs changed in the parking lights. 299 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,049 Kitchen needs to be re-grouted. 300 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,985 Utility room's a mess. - Okay... 301 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,087 seems like a lot to ask all at once. 302 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,223 - Come on now, you just need to make it worth his while, right? 303 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,861 Bedroom-wise? Kitchen-wise? Dungeon-wise? 304 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,863 Whatever it is you guys do. 305 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,832 This would just really help me out. 306 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,134 - Okay, sure, no problem. - Great. 307 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,070 Let me know if you need any good sex moves. 308 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,005 - Nope, I'm good. [laughs] 309 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,206 - You're gonna wanna take his whole mess of parts, 310 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,175 and just twist 'em up fast, okay? 311 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,010 Like a--like a windup toy. 312 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,512 Uh, pretend it's a jar of pickles that won't open. 313 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,049 Excuse you, this is a private conversation. 314 00:11:56,083 --> 00:12:00,120 - Okay someone's ready for the dance. 315 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,955 - Hi, boy! Hi. 316 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,424 I was looking everywhere for him. 317 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,959 [laughs] Aww, hi, boy. 318 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,761 - Oh, what's going on here? 319 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,096 - Garrett didn't just find a dog. 320 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,031 He found a veteran's dog. 321 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,966 - Thank you. You're a hero. 322 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,002 - Oh, no, sir, thank you. You're the real hero here. 323 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,904 - You are. - Well, okay, I'll take it. 324 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,772 [applause] 325 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,273 - Maybe we all are. 326 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,010 All of us are heroes. 327 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,980 - Connie, you have more necklaces 328 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,783 made out of coins than I have ever seen. 329 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,886 Until now, the record was zero. 330 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,521 - [sighs] I'm hungry. 331 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,156 Connie, I'm hungry. 332 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,124 - Okay, I will order pizza, 333 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,793 and we will keep packing until it gets here. 334 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,828 - Pizza? 335 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,462 This is our last meal in this house. 336 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,932 We can't just eat junk out of a cardboard box? 337 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,067 - I mean, we could. - I'll make tamales. 338 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,902 - Ooh, that sounds good... - Oh, yeah. 339 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,103 - But so does pizza. 340 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:50,971 - Mom, we don't have twelve hours 341 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,206 for you to make tamales. - I'll hurry. 342 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,207 I just have to find that steamer. 343 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,810 - Mom, please, no. Don't--do not open that-- 344 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,146 I just packed-- 345 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,848 I can't. 346 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:08,288 - Jonah, I'm feeling like $30 was a little low. 347 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,228 [cheery music] 348 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,330 - So all of us at corporate would like to congratulate you 349 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,332 on some find work today. Really impressive. 350 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,134 - Ah, just doing what I do. 351 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:25,238 Plus, my manager, Glenn Sturgis, set such a great example for me. 352 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,473 - Right, but you're the one who saved 353 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,041 the life of a war hero's dog. 354 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,509 I mean, that deserves recognition. 355 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,610 - Well, hold on. 356 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:34,447 I think you mean allegedly saved a life 357 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,317 of an alleged dog. - It was definitely a dog. 358 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:40,353 - And who knows if that guy was even a real war hero. 359 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:42,522 Maybe he was one of those veterans 360 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,392 that, you know, shot up a village of innocent people. 361 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,361 Lot of folks snap under the fog of war. 362 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,130 - [whispers] What are you doing? 363 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,232 - Um, well...[stammers] I'm not sure how-- 364 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,533 - Garrett just called you a bad name, 365 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,502 and now he's giving you the finger 366 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,371 - Attention, Cloud 9 employees, 367 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,373 I am now accepting recommendations 368 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,408 for the Integrity Award, 369 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,511 not because I care, but largely out of spite. 370 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,413 [knock at door] 371 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,482 - Hey, uh, so I'm not exactly sure what this means, 372 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,351 but your mom said, "You better come down. 373 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,287 You're not too big to get the chancla"? 374 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,456 - She's threatening to throw her sandal at me. 375 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,191 Why? Did she have it out? 376 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:21,361 - Wait, is this your childhood bedroom? 377 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,064 - Yeah, take in all the glory. 378 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,334 - So this is where it all began for young Amelia. 379 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,169 [laughs] Lets see here. 380 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,539 Oh, not one, but two, three... 381 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,642 six pictures of Scott Wolf. 382 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,411 - Yeah, I was part of the Wolf Pack. 383 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,081 - Hey, is this-- Is this "Rent"? 384 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,615 I never pictured you as a-- a theater nerd. 385 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,151 I was one too. 386 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,119 - Yeah, that's exactly how I pictured you. 387 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,588 - Oh! And I was on the debate team as well. 388 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,557 I feel like if we went to school together, 389 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,192 we would've been friends. 390 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:56,463 - Um, I'd like to think not, but, yeah, probably. 391 00:14:56,496 --> 00:15:00,100 - This was not just a crush... 392 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,601 there's a darkness here. 393 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:08,675 * 394 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,345 [glass shatters] 395 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,185 - Okay. 396 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,221 - I think it's, like, the longest thing 397 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,455 I've ever written. 398 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,624 First time I wrote "opportunity." 399 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,359 That word's nuts. 400 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,461 - Yeah, well, I-- I think we're getting there. 401 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,664 But I still think we need, like, a big story here. 402 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:35,102 Like, what is my dog-in-the-snow? 403 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,304 - Oh, remember that one time 404 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,505 that you stopped that shopping cart 405 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,507 from smashing into aisle six? 406 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,442 - Yeah, like that, 407 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:46,179 but what if aisle six was a baby, 408 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:49,382 and the shopping cart was, like, an axe murderer? 409 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:53,520 - So you want me to lie to get you an Integrity Award? 410 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,690 - What I'm hearing is that you want you to lie 411 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,626 to get me an Integrity Award. 412 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,529 [rock music] 413 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,665 - * Don't know what you got 414 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:09,502 * Till it's gone 415 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,438 - But the worst part about the chanclas 416 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,273 is if you duck the first one... 417 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,774 [together] There's another one. 418 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,775 - Exactly. [knock at door] 419 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,644 - Right. - Hon, 420 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,712 would you like two or three tamales? 421 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,414 What the hell are you doing with my daughter? 422 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,449 - Whoa, whoa. - I'll kill you. 423 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,517 - No, no, no, no, no, sir. No, not--it's not-- 424 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,287 - I'm kidding. Look at him freaking out. 425 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,257 - It's still hilarious, Dad. - Your cousins are downstairs. 426 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,658 Steven's girlfriend is very loud. 427 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,160 - I told you. 428 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,661 - I'm going to the store to get some ice. 429 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:39,399 - No, Dad, we don't need ice. We need you to pack your stuff. 430 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,368 This is never gonna get done. 431 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,537 I'm so sick of having to do everything for them. 432 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:45,772 - Then don't. 433 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,640 - Come on. - No, I-I-I mean it. 434 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,178 What--what would happen if you just left right now? 435 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,045 - Then I would be the one 436 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,246 who had to deal with the consequences. 437 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,214 - No, you would be the one 438 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,549 who decided to deal with the consequences, 439 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,451 instead of just letting them deal with it. 440 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:01,454 I'm just saying, it's not your responsibility 441 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,223 to make sure that everything goes well 442 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:06,293 for everybody else. 443 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,228 - Yeah. 444 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,596 You're right. 445 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,665 They're grownups. They'll figure it out. 446 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,735 Okay. Great, let's get out of here. 447 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,804 - Okay, let's go. 448 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,240 Oh, like tha-- Oh, like, out that way? 449 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,608 - Oh, yeah, I'm not dealing with my cousins. 450 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,311 It's like non-stop Dr. Evil impressions. 451 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,746 - Excuse me, do you have anymore bug bombs in back? 452 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,216 There's only one left, and I have to do my whole house. 453 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,850 - Oh...[laughs] One's all you need for a house. 454 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,819 Three of them would fill a Scottrade Center. 455 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,822 [cheery music] 456 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,096 [cheery music] 457 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,766 - You really schlonged me with this whole dog scam. 458 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,235 - Well, that's a low blow. 459 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,869 But since I'm a man of... [clears throat] 460 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,771 Integrity, I'm gonna let it slide. 461 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,706 - Why are you doing this? 462 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,775 You don't even care about this award. 463 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,211 - Why do you assume that I don't care? 464 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:01,281 One time I do a good deed, I'd like a little recognition. 465 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,850 I like plaques. I got walls. 466 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,886 - Are you crying? - Yeah! I got feelings, too, 467 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,855 although not such strong feelings 468 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,558 that I should be crying. That's weird. 469 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,559 [sniffles] 470 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,794 - Okay, this is our store today. 471 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,264 Here's where I'd like to see it in three months. 472 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,232 Fresh coat of paint, advanced security system. 473 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,300 You can tell Jeff whatever they have 474 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,801 at the Tel Aviv airport will be fine. 475 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,837 Now here's where I'd like to see it in three years. 476 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,274 - Enough! I'm not your slave, okay? 477 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,310 Uh, I mean, Jeff's not. [coughing] 478 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,579 Jeff's--Jeff's not gonna do any of those. 479 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,347 - [coughs] What is going on? 480 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,584 [both coughing] 481 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,223 Oh, that's not great. 482 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,825 both: * In daylight, in sunsets * 483 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,828 * In midnights, in cups of coffee * 484 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,830 - * In inches, in miles - * In inches, in smiles 485 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,700 - * In laughter, in strife - Smiles and strife. 486 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,902 - [crying] I'm sorry. I just feel terrible. 487 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,405 - [crying] I feel sick. I feel sick. 488 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:02,809 - Yeah, as boys, we're told to keep our feelings inside. 489 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,744 But this is good. 490 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,879 I'm crying, you're crying. 491 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,615 [sniffs] And-- 492 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,818 And my nose is bleeding, and your nose is bleeding. 493 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,353 - What? Oh. 494 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,387 [alarm ringing] - Code Orange. 495 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,789 This is a Code Orange toxic event. 496 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,726 Everyone evacuate the building. 497 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,729 [all coughing, clamoring] 498 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:26,733 both: * How do you measure, measure a year? * 499 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,936 - Whoa, what is going on? 500 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,873 - I don't know, but looks like kind of a mess. 501 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,809 - You know, they're adults. 502 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,746 I'm sure they can handle it. Whatever it is. 503 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,649 - You know, we never did get lunch. 504 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,750 - Gotta eat. 505 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,819 [alarm continues blaring] 506 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,991 * 507 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,360 - Oh, no, not here, sir. 508 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,395 We have a-- 509 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,996 [camera shutter clicks] 510 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,998 - What percentage oxygen you using? 511 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,700 Standard 80? 512 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,801 Yeah. 513 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,904 [indistinct chatter] 514 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,975 - So some moron decided to set off 515 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,445 ten industrial-sized bug bombs in your break room. 516 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,247 - Oh, I'm sure he was just trying to help. 517 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,249 Or she! Whoever it is. 518 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,252 - Hey, so, uh, early dinner tonight? 519 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,821 - What are you doing? - Huh? Oh, it's fine. 520 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,390 I--I came clean. 521 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:27,026 I mean, the secret was just inflaming my ulcer. 522 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,796 - And they're okay with it? - Yeah, it's fine. 523 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:33,433 It's--it's basically fine. 524 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,904 You need to transfer to a different store. 525 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,740 - Transfer? 526 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:41,974 Oh. 527 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,279 - Why can't I just have a car? 528 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,315 - I don't know. You just can't. 529 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,284 - No, see, the thing is "Party of Five" 530 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,853 showcased his boyish appeal, but it made it harder for him 531 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,822 to get darker, more adult roles. 532 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,357 - I wonder what he's doing now. 533 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,359 - He married Kelly from "The Real World: New Orleans." 534 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,928 They live in Park City with their three kids. 535 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,298 - Whose names are... 536 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,000 - [laughs] How would I know? 537 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,502 Jackson, Miller, and Lucy. 538 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,739 [both laugh] [phone vibrating] 539 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,310 Okay, so who was your '90s crush? 540 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,846 - Alyssa Jayne Milano was born in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn... 541 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,814 - Of course it was Alyssa Jayne Milano! 542 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,416 - In 1972.